Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
I just snorted my coffee out
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot